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traycakes:

shamebats:

aloeverawrites:

shamebats:

ID: Tweet by Ilhan Omar, linking to an article titled "Kansas' extreme new anti-trans bill could see some cis women banned from toilets" with the reply: "wtf: Definitions outlined in the bill also state a female is a person who produces "ova" - in other words, eggs - meaning cis women who are infertile and are unable to produce eggs coul be barred from spaces under the legislation's legal terms. /end IDALT
ID screenshot of a Reddit comment by /u/FrenchTantan: Ok but hang on, does the bill say "produce"? 'Cause if I remember my biology lessons properly, people with ovaries don't produce eggs after they're born, ever. They're born with a limited set that decreases starting puberty. If the bill is actually phrased that way, that's even funnier (and also sad and stupid)  Edit: The bill actually says  "whose biological reproductive system is developed to produce ova" so yeah. That's nobody except fetuses lmao. Like, not even the person who's pregnant since it's not their reproductive system /end IDALT

This is the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever heard, how the fuck would you even enforce that?

“Oh want to use the bathroom? I’ll just need you to produce an egg real quick”.

Reddit thread

Chicken only bathrooms. Not the animal rights move we wanted-

Chicken sitting on eggsALT
Dove sitting on eggsALT
Lizard with eggsALT
Platypus with eggsALT

POV: you (human) (not a fetus) have illegally entered a public women’s bathroom in Kansas

It’s impossible to define woman in a way that excludes all trans women and doesn’t exclude any cis women, but defining women in a way that excludes all human women trans or cis is a pretty amazing fuckup.

the-punforgiven:
“cardiac-ossification:
“orcboxer:
“habbadax:
“Took a wrong turn somewhere
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i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch
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the-punforgiven:

cardiac-ossification:

orcboxer:

habbadax:

Took a wrong turn somewhere

i took a nap and woke up in all these goddam spinanch

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zillanovikov:

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every year I post this meme and every year people get more mad at me than they did the previous year

ublock-origin:

txttletale:

karcatgirl-vantas:

kontextmaschine:

Our Japanese class found it funny that in common terminology “food” isn’t very distinguished from specifically “rice” until it was pointed out to us that in English “meal” is “loose roughly ground grain”

humans be like staple crop

staple crop to what

directly to forehead

aphr0dyke:

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this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

clustxr:

unculture:

rifleweeb:

studentofetherium:

studentofetherium:

CGI animators should unionize next. normally, their jobs would be too precarious to strike, since studios would replace them without a second thought, but if it’s part of this larger general film strike, they might finally have meaningful power to better their working conditions

if CGI animators unionized, it would kill the MCU. straight up. the the entire business model is built on exploiting CGI animators

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THEY ARE TRYING!!!!! SIGN THE PETITION TO GET THE DISNEY ANIMATORS’ UNION RECOGNIZED

this petition is from IATSE (union), btw! it actually has credibility, unlike most change.org/etc petitions! please sign it!!

professional-chaotic-dumbass:

fetus-cakes:

alatar-and-pallando:

This post on r/AmItheAsshole (and the OP’s follow-up responses) have me cry-laughing – please enjoy

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“I will erupt, feral, from the cardigan screaming, pounce over the counter and eat the entire five kilograms of cheese”

“we’re sending in the least threatening among us”

red-dead-revival:

lierdumoa:

gaylienz:

gaylienz:

happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

Non-Natives reblogging this are great and wonderful

Please remember that “land back” does not mean “indigenous people are mystical elves with innate epigenetic wisdom of land stewardship and they don’t belong in big cities,” nor does it mean “non-indigenous people can’t be farmers.”

What it DOES mean is that “non-indigenous farmers should be paying the equivalent of property taxes to the native governments their land was stolen from.”

It means, “there’s a great deal of indigenous scholarship on sustainable agricultural practices that farmers should be taking into account, because indigenous agriculture was more advanced than European agriculture at the time Europe invaded the Americas and western agriculture *still* hasn’t caught up in terms of figuring out how to produce equivalently high crop yields without compromising the ecosystem.”

It means, “non-indigenous farmers should be in an intellectual discourse with indigenous agricultural scientists and indigenous peoples that still do traditional farming, figuring how to repair the damage western farming practices have done to the ecosystem.”

It also means that indigenous peoples should regain the right to sustain themselves on the land according to the practices they want, and they should have free reign to perform their cultural practices and protect their holy sites, as opposed to the current model where if they try to honor their dead on public lands they get violently removed.

official-boob-posts:
“official boob post
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official-boob-posts:

official boob post

rumade:
“totallynotagentphilcoulson:
“natalieironside:
“lightandfireandsunhavegone:
“agro-carnist:
“talking to outdoor cat defenders like
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tbf in some places, none of those other things are as much of, or even a little bit of a problem. like the UK,...

rumade:

totallynotagentphilcoulson:

natalieironside:

lightandfireandsunhavegone:

agro-carnist:

talking to outdoor cat defenders like

tbf in some places, none of those other things are as much of, or even a little bit of a problem. like the UK, for instance. I won’t speak to the situation in the rest of europe, but the UK certainly is the ideal place for outdoor cats.

They don’t have wildlife or ecosystems in the UK, I suppose

The UK had so many cat deaths from predation and vehicle hits between 2014 and 2018 that y’all motherfuckers thought there was a serial cat killer

Another thing that doesn’t get mentioned, and is totally gross

The majority of cat owners in the UK who let their cat free roam outside, do not have a litter box. Their cat is exclusively pissing and shitting all over the neighbourhood. And where do cats like to go to the toilet? Anywhere with soft loose ground.

Your kids forgot to put the lid on the sandpit? Now it’s a litter tray. Just made a fine raked seed bed for growing seedlings? Now it’s a litter tray.

Do you know how utterly DISGUSTING it is to be working in a food garden and just find cat shit everywhere? Not to mention dangerous as cats carry toxoplasmosis. And more often than not, their digging and kicking kills all of the seedings.

I grew up in the UK. All of my cats were indoor outdoor. But I have completely changed my view in the last few years. Yes it’s lovely to meet a random cat while you’re out. But it’s not worth the downsides.

chinajousama:

wilde-in-wonerland:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

amazing double dance by hao ruoqi ( in blue)and wang xuerou(in red)

OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOD A FEW THINGS ABOUT THIS:

  • the facial expressions
  • the effortless sensuality
  • I AM SO GAY
  • the inexplicable moment in which the dynamic between the two shifted like they changed bodies
  • did china allow this to be shown? china?
  • DID I MENTION THE GAY
  • what is the lore of this? I figured that it was a malevolent spirit shifting from one body to another
  • the part with the leg. you know which one I mean
  • seriously are they actresses cause this level of portrayal is more astounding than any Hollywood actress has ever amounted to
  • the end with the smile and the head grab and the beating heart
  • O H M Y G O D

For those wondering, the dance is based on a soul-switching scene from the movie Painted Skin II: The Resurrection and the music is Su Yunying’s Moment.

c-53:

c-53:

I think my favorite bit i do with customers is when white women are like ‘i dont know what to getttttt’ and i hit them with the ‘you should be bad~ 😈’

Saying ‘you should be bad!!’ In like Gay Voice to a white woman at starbucks has like the same psychological impact as going like ‘who’s a good boy?’ To a dog. It makes them so excited in a really endearing way.